Katya, or as she goes by on cam, kittycaitlin, is 26 and claims her location is “in your heart.” Cute move, but honestly, if she was lodged in my heart, I’d probably need surgery because this woman could explode arteries. She’s not out here pretending to do innocent pillow fights either. She’s got bigboobs that don’t just sit there useless, they bounce around like they’re auditioning for their own show.
This girl isn’t afraid to go where most of your exes backed out crying. Anal? She actually enjoys it. Doesn’t fake some cringe squeals to make you feel special, she actually does it because it gets her going. That should earn her a medal or at least a standing ovation. And let’s not act like we didn’t all notice she can squirt like a busted fire hydrant. The girl turns her room into a Slip ‘N Slide, and she doesn’t even apologize for it. Respect.