Emma Bloom isn’t some made-up internet tease, she’s a 29-year-old real human being streaming live under the username bloomyogi. She likes to mess with viewers right off the bat claiming she’s from “your sweetest dreams” but then corrects herself with the slightly less mystical but equally polite answer—Canada. The whole setup is very her: part fantasy, part reality, all wrapped up with a grin that says she knows damn well what she’s doing.
Her room subject is pretty much whatever kind of show your filthy little imagination is hoping for. She’s got no tags to confine her, which pretty much means you’re in for a roulette of whatever vibe she feels like spinning that day. It’s a little chaotic in the best possible way—one day she’s the zen queen of “bloomyogi” and the next she’s throwing that namaste attitude out the window and turning the place into a wild corner of the internet circus.