Lauren Phillips, username laurenphillips, is the redhead powerhouse making the internet regret not being born sooner. She calls her place The Land o Misfits, which sounds like a trashy theme park but really it’s just her smart-ass way of saying she owns her space. At 37, she looks like the kind of woman who’s seen it all, done it all, and is now here to cash in while making horny losers sit slack-jawed in front of their screens.
She doesn’t even bother tagging her shows, which tells me two things: one, she knows she doesn’t need to, and two, she probably laughs her ass off at anyone who thinks they need categories to find a pair of tits. Imagine being so badass that you just show up in front of the cam and let people drool over you without even labeling it. That’s peak confidence.