Koyoomi from some place called dreamland looks like she crawled out of a fantasy built by every guy who’s ever scrolled too long at 3 a.m. She’s got that slim cute face that screams innocent but the second she moves those hips, you realize innocence isn’t her thing at all. This asian teen might be rocking barely-legal energy at 18, but she performs like she’s been wrecking cameras for years.
Her bigass is ridiculous — the kind that makes your jaw drop and your morals vanish. She knows what she’s got and she doesn’t waste time pretending she doesn’t. When she gets into her show, it’s not some weak tease, it’s chaos in the best kind of way. The kind of chaos where squirt is not a surprise, it’s part of her damn routine. Dreamland suddenly feels pretty damn real when she’s on screen.