Pretend, or as she goes by online, pretendlunch, looks like she crawled straight out of a diner fantasy and decided to stay on camera forever. She’s sitting out there in Lunch Lady Land, USA, serving up something way tastier than sloppy joes. The woman’s a walking celebration of hairy everything — no shame, no filter, just real as hell. She rocks that natural look like it’s a personal rebellion against every fake, shiny influencer out there.
She’s a redhead, and not some timid one either. The kind with fire in her hair and probably a few bad ideas in her head. You get the feeling she doesn’t care much about trying to fit anyone’s perfect image, and honestly, that’s half the appeal. She’s horny in the kind of way that doesn’t need a sales pitch — open, unapologetic, probably laughing mid-show like she’s having way more fun than anyone watching.









