alice_n_wooderland is the blondie you can’t forget even if you wanted to. She’s 27, from some place she calls Wooderland, and I swear she must pump confidence straight into her bloodstream. The girl’s got big boobs that don’t even pretend to play by gravity’s rules. You’ll find her flashing that smug little grin like she already knows she’s the main event—and she usually is.
Her schedule is a tease: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday. Subject to change, like everything hot and unpredictable in life. If she feels like showing up, you’re lucky. If not, you’ll sit there scrolling through her profile hoping for a miracle. That’s how she rolls, and she doesn’t apologize for it.