These two are like if chaos and sex appeal had a baby and tossed it across the damn Universe. Because that’s where they claim to be from — the Universe. Sure, sounds ridiculous, but once you see them move, you kinda believe it. Erik looks like he’s got the patience of a monk and the stamina of a damn bull, while Alice? She’s the kind of young troublemaker that makes pantyhose look like a religious experience.
She doesn’t just sit there playing cute; she squirts like it’s an extreme sport. Half the time the camera can’t even keep up. They’ve got that ohmibod thing going, the one that turns tip sounds into vibrations. It’s insane. You tip, she twitches, Erik grins like he just hacked the Matrix.

