This girl goes by the username kaeliascorch, because apparently tossing fire on the internet wasn’t dramatic enough. She claims her location is “It would be cool if you guessed :)” which is basically the digital version of a smug shrug. Good luck with that, Sherlock.
She’s 18, brand new, skinny as hell, and blonde like some cliché out of a college drama you’d pretend you don’t watch. Cute too, but not that fake Instagram influencer “I spend 2 hours editing my jawline” cute — it’s more like the kind of cute where you know she hasn’t hit her full “I’ll destroy men for sport” power level yet. She’s just warming up, and it’s deadly already.