KiraDivine, or if you’re too lazy to type her full saintly name, just kiradivine, is basically running her shows out of somewhere between your dirtiest dreams and your most twisted nightmares. That’s literally what she puts for her location. She’s not pulling out the fake classy “Paris” or “L.A.” crap. No, she sets her coordinates at dreams or nightmares because she knows half of you come to her room with one hand on your mouse and the other fumbling around your lap anyway.
She’s built like the internet handbook definition of natural. No plastic balloons taped to her chest, just real big boobs swinging on their own like blessed pendulums. She’s got the kind of tits that could knock over a beer bottle if she leaned too close to a table. And don’t you dare forget about her big ass. It’s not one of those pancake situations, it’s that round, heavy thing that slows traffic in your brain as soon as she stands up to show it.