Gia goes by prettiestprincess online, and honestly, it’s a cocky ass username but somehow she pulls it off. She’s 19, barely past the line of legal, and she looks like that petite blonde babe everybody used to daydream about in high school while failing algebra. She’s sitting over there in Wisconsin, which is basically America’s beer belly, but this girl makes you forget all about cheese and Packers football because her room subject is herself, and clearly that’s enough for a crowd of thirsty degenerates.
She’s hot in that small but dangerous kind of way. Petite doesn’t mean fragile, it means better angles in front of the camera and less wasted space on the screen. She’s got that blonde thing going on and it’s the kind that doesn’t scream fake bottle dye job—it’s the sort that actually makes you want to believe her “prettiestprincess” claim. Like, if you’re gonna call yourself a princess, you better damn well look the part, and she does.