Lana goes by the name villanelle_l and she’s from Latvia, that tiny frozen corner of Europe where even boredom looks good in lace. She’s 24 but she throws out that young energy like she’s still sneaking out of mom’s house. She isn’t here to look like your librarian, she’s here to twist you up with every inch of attitude she’s got. The girl’s whole thing is tease and she does it like it’s an Olympic-level talent.
She knows how to lean back, laugh in your face, and make you realize your entire paycheck is in danger. She’s not the type to rush. The show is drawn out, slow and dirty, the kind that keeps your brain chewing itself up while she wiggles that ass in just the right way. Speaking of that ass, Latvia must issue curves as government property, because hers could reroute traffic.